Lady Boy

By: Husam (Sam) Salman

Funny young lady boy, she swallowed a pill.

I don’t know why she swallowed a pill.

Funny young lady boy, I think she’ll trip.

Funny young lady boy, she smoked some pot.

It bellowed from her like a monsoon.

She smoked that pot to chase that pill.

I don’t know why she swallowed a pill.

Funny young lady boy, I think she’ll trip.

Funny young lady boy, she inhaled a couple of lines.

How absurd! She’s doing lines.

(without me)

She did some lines to enhance the pot,

She smoked weed to kick in the pill,

I don’t know why she swallowed a pill.

Funny young lady boy, I think she’ll trip.

Funny young lady boy, she’s having a drink.

What do you think? Now she’s having a drink.

She had the drink to mellow out the lines.

She did some bumps to chase the weed.

She smoked the joint to enhance the pill,

I don’t know why she swallowed a pill.

Funny young lady boy, I think she’ll trip.