Not until the office airs out it's dirty clothes!

With an utter resentment to the modern day work place, I reach out to all with this message.

To all you college bound shut-ins who lock yourselves away from the crowds, follow no trends and march to your own beat...I applaud you for your pluck. I would however like to state, that though your parents dressed in "older" fashions that you may have found cool or hipster cool (ironic), I implore you to please take a look either on-line or in a catalogue, and find other looks that are out there.

I'm talking to you, mister "I'm wearing brown polyester pants, that are an inch too short, with that faded navy shirt, that in florescent light looks gray." and to you miss "beige knit jersey dress with the flats who's souls are thin as they are pointy".

This may have been fun when you were young, and not to say that you should look a specific way, but grow up. With the money you earn at work, set aside a good 3% to update your wardrobes.

I stroll through the office corridors with utter disgust. My eyes droop from the banal efforts made before stepping out of the house. Please people take a moment to buy a mirror and look in it once in a while. Is it any wounder why no one takes you seriously and you keep getting passed up for that promotion?

I'm just giving my opinion, take it as a grain of salt if you must, but please, take it!